Mr. Freedom

Now Freely is the son of Freedom,
And had a daughter called little Free,
And Free always liked the dark,
In fact, evil was her true mark,
Freely would leave Free drifting in the park,
Until she got screwed by a man called Mr. Politic Shark
Mr. Politic was against her father Mr. Freedom,
And told Freedom was too free to be freely,
Ruined all his money by producing Freely and Free,
Politic gave Free a gun to kill her daddy,
And Freely was too weak to fight Free,
…now Freedom was killed by his own daughter,
Freely was left without a father,
And Free married Mr. Politic later,
…this made her,
Mrs. FREE POLITIC!

You seek freedom,
And say “free them!”
But freedom,
Never freed him,
But free left death and pain,
Because Freedom is just a name,